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Madison Griffiths
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Designed to be kept right near your bed
Had a Fall Button naughty Madison GriffithsWelcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty talking button on a lanyard that shouts Help!, Ive had a fall!, and Ive taken a tumble! at the press of a button. Ideal for 40ths, 50ths, retirements, or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesnt call for help, just attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.
