PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) hats floral encrusted shades and step

floral encrusted shades and step up to the line with the confidence of a Bogart

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Race-ready minimalist hydration belt

Comfort and support when and where you need them

PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) hats floral encrusted shades and stepFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"