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Fanny Pack of Death Parent_reusable-slaughter-bottle-white commemorative packageThe most terrifying commercial grade fanny pack legally available on the market. Show pickpockets youre no rube and that youre on to their shenanigans with this wonder of modern accessorization. Whether youre hitchhiking across Europe on gap year with your mom or you're gleaming the local cube with the rest of your skateboard gang, youll be the sharpest dressed (and most responsible!) little boy or girl on the playground with the limited edition Fanny
